Three girls, three guys, and one big red plastic dildo star in this hilarious slice of modern life premiering at The Fringe.
Archive for February, 2005
OK, I’ll admit it, I am biased. I don’t think I will ever have a bad word to say about Connan and the Mockasins, and I would have gone to this gig regardless of the Checks. It just so happened however, that I missed the Checks at the Big Day Out, so now there were […]
Obviously 300 words isn’t enough to give justice to such an event. So I’ll just highlight my faves of the day. In no particular order:
To say Chan Marshall, otherwise known as Cat Power, is painfully shy is an extreme understatement. Its more than shyness, it’s a neurosis, and sometimes it seems to border on some kind of mental illness. I had heard that sometimes she turns her back on the audience, and that on other occasions she has been […]
Tertiary education should be free as a right. Not having free tertiary education is damaging to both society and the individual. Free tertiary education is both desirable and affordable. It would result in a much better society.
You need three people to take a road trip. One to drive, one to keep the driver awake and one to sleep off his hangover before it’s his turn at the wheel. The third person can also serve as an intermediary in the inevitable arguments over wrong turns and speeding tickets, or, God forbid, as […]
I think Television is super, and this year I’m going to attempt to enlighten you, the humble Salient reader, as to the wonders of this entertainment medium. But why is Television so super you ask? Well boys and girls, read on.
Hello again fair ladies and gentlemen of Victoria University, I am glad to see you alive and well! As some of you may recall, last year I promised would be the last ever appearance of Lemon Cohen, but I’m afraid those of you who believed me have been subjected to a cruel hoax, you gullible […]
Brothers and sisters, the time has come for each and everyone of you to decide Whether you’re gonna be the problem or whether you’re gonna be the solution. That’s right people, it’s a revolution out there of the beer kind, and here’s the low-down. So are you sitting comfortably? Good, then we’ll begin.