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July 10, 2006 | by  | in Opinion |
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Ways to make the game of football worth watching

  1. Ninety minutes of penalty kicks.
  2. Advert breaks.
  3. Betting the house and children on an England victory.
  4. Player from losing team sacrificed to other nation’s gods.
  5. Half-time gladiatial combat between opposing hooligans.
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  1. Cherry Bob says:

    What a load of crap what the hell are you doing? ninety minutes of penalties will be crap i hope you are taking the piss, if not then go for one! you ugly little muppet!

  2. The Jew says:

    satire, lol!

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