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May 14, 2007 | by  | in News |
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VUWSA President & VP perfect match: Love Calculator

VUWSA President Geoff Hayward and Education Vice-President Joel Cosgrove are romantically compatible, reveals a computer-based love calculator.

According to Love Test (a widget readily available for free download from the Apple website, which “retrieves two names from the user and then outputs their percentage of love”), the two embittered exec members are 97% in love.

This comes as a surprise, as the animosity between the two is no secret to anybody who cares about student politics. Sources have since commented that the two should be exchanging spit rather than verbal blows.

“Everything makes sense now,” says Cosgrove.

No other exec members were as compatible.

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