Viewport width =
July 16, 2007 | by  | in Opinion |
Share on FacebookShare on Google+Pin on PinterestTweet about this on Twitter

R.I.P Mayhem

Dead 1969 – 1991;
Euronymous 1968 – 1993

On a windswept fiord, where the ravens swoop and dive, a pasty man in black leather pants raises his hands in a devil-fingered salute. It is time to “fuck shit up”, as it were, black metal style.

Of all the hard-rock genres that give a nod towards mayhem murder and the gates of hell, only one embraces such chaos: black metal, a form of thrash-fast metal with generally grainy production, whose vocals oscillate between shrieks and low groans. The Norwegian-born genre is however more defined by its ideology (i.e. violently anti-Christian) than its sound. And so in the early nineties, to promote this ideology, the drummer of classic black metal act Emperor went on an arson crusade against Norway’s historic wooden churches. While their bassist has been imprisoned for mere knife assault and desecration, their guitarist went one-up by stabbing a gay friend fourteen times in a Lillehammer park.

Yet the kings of all that is deathly and dark in the black metal world are surely Mayhem. In 1991, during a legendary German tour, lead singer Dead wore a hair shirt riddled with maggots, and inhaled “the scent of death” from a dead raven in a plastic bag before walking on-stage, where he tossed pigs heads while lashing himself with razor blades (such an early precursor of the emo-trend clearly demonstrates black metal’s forward thinking ways). At the tour’s end, Dead lived up to his name by taking a shotgun to his head in the band’s apartment, leaving behind a note saying “excuse all the blood”. When his band mates returned home, they quite nonchalantly set about taking photos to use on their cover of their Dawn of the Black Hearts album. The drummer made a necklace out of Dead’s skull; guitarist Euronymous cooked and ate pieces of his brains in a stew.

Euronymous may be regarded as the founding father of all that is intentionally evil in black metal. He founded a gang called the Black Circle, consisting of several bands who would egg-on fans to attack Christianity by any means possible (and we are not talking about merely pointing out the inconsistencies of the holy book – we are talking about things that go boom). The Black Circle eventually disintegrated due to a dispute between Euronymous and Mayhem’s bass player Varg Vikernes (also known as Count Grishnackh), who had been mouthing off to all and sundry about the workings of the circle. Varg also alleged that Euronymous had “stolen” a 16-year-old girl from him.

Following his feast upon the brains of Death, Euronymous was stabbed 23 times while standing in his underwear by the Count, who would go on to record the atmospheric pixie-mushroom-child form of black metal under the name Burzum whilst serving out his time in gaol. When he was arrested, the police had discovered a large quantity of dynamite under the Count’s bed. He had intended to use the dynamite to blow up a church… and as they say, the sky is blackened with carrion birds.

These days, black metal is perhaps best represented by British act Cradle of Filth, whose lead singer Dani likes to drink tea, read books about history and sell t-shirts featuring pictures of nuns in compromising positions.

Share on FacebookShare on Google+Pin on PinterestTweet about this on Twitter

About the Author ()

Tristan Egarr edited in 2008. He threw a chair once.

Comments (3)

Trackback URL / Comments RSS Feed

  1. Fenriz88 says:

    WTF??!!!
    The writer doesn’t know, or indurstands, anything about black metal.

    Cradle of Filth… yeah, right…

  2. dty says:

    whoever wrote this hasn’t a clue about Black Metal’s history.

    Here’s a few corrections:

    1. Black Metal is NOT a Norwegian invention. Depending on who you ask, it is either a British invention (Venom having coined the term and being the primary influence for Black Metal bands with their lo-fi recordings and lyrical content) or a Swedish one (with Bathory, who varied from thrash to black metal, depending on the album). Norwegians certainly have the most well known black metal bands are are the most hardcore in their anti-Christain beliefs, but they did not invent it at all.

    2. Varg only played as a part-time bassist for Mayhem, and never toured with them. He did kill Euronymous, however the reasons are not clear and Varg’s story has changed (though he always claims it was self-defense).

    3. When Dead shot himself, the note was much longer than “excuse all the blood”. He also said that “The knife was too dull, the shotgun was faster”. The drummer of the time did not make one but many necklaces out of the skull fragments and sent them to other people whom he considered “worthy”. Also, the picture on the album cover is from a bootleg album, not an official release, and the band objected to the picture being used on that album, though they could not stop it.

    4. Euronymous was a coward who lived with his parents and never achieved anything on his own. To call him the “founder” or “leader” of anything is an insult.

    5. You failed to mention Varg’s “escape” from jail, in which he did not return to jail after being granted a visit to his home. The police found him a few days later with a stolen car, an assault rifle and 200 rounds of ammo.

    6. To even SUGGEST that Cradle of Filth is Black Metal announces your complete and utter ignorance on the subject and makes me question whether you actually did some research on the history aside from a Wikipedia article or two.

    So next time you write something, be sure to know WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.

  3. Mosher says:

    Article sucked, comments rule.

Recent posts

  1. An (im)possible dream: Living Wage for Vic Books
  2. Salient and VUW tussle over Official Information Act requests
  3. One Ocean
  4. Orphanage voluntourism a harmful exercise
  5. Interview with Grayson Gilmour
  6. Political Round Up
  7. A Town Like Alice — Nevil Shute
  8. Presidential Address
  9. Do You Ever Feel Like a Plastic Bag?
  10. Sport
1

Editor's Pick

In Which a Boy Leaves

: - SPONSORED - I’ve always been a fairly lucky kid. I essentially lucked out at birth, being born white, male, heterosexual, to a well off family. My life was never going to be particularly hard. And so my tale begins, with another stroke of sheer luck. After my girlfriend sugge