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October 1, 2007 | by  | in Opinion |
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Stars of the VUWSA election

1. Nicholas O’Kane
2. William Wu
3. Graeme Edgeler
4. Angry Tui head
5. The Terminator (Returning Officer) Andrea Reeves

Future jobs for RO

1. Dominatrix
2. Syrian envoy to UN
3. Unemployed
4. President of Law Commission
5. VUWSA Returning Officer

Things better than Salient

1. Toilet paper
2. Critic
3. David Farrar
4. Dom Post
5. Cereal

Reasons why the A-Team won

1. Conservative media bias
2. Lukas’ grandmother
3. $25
4. Seriously – their opponents were licking urine
5. Good looks and personality

Reasons why the A-Team lost

1. Lukas Schroeter
2. Liberal media bias
3. Cos their WRO candidate drinks vanilla lattes
4. People hate right wingers
5. All the faces on their posters

Ways to invade the US Embassy

1. Air vent
2. Beamin’ – Startrek had the right idea
3. Through the front gate
4. Canadian motorcade
5. With a bomb strapped to your chest

Ways to piss off Tush

1. Racial slurs
2. Joel Cosgrove
3. Do pretty much anything
4. Mix paper with plastic
5. Write a top 5 about him

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Salient is a magazine. Salient is a website. Salient is an institution founded in 1938 to cater to the whim and fancy of students of Victoria University. We are partly funded by VUWSA and partly by gold bullion that was discovered under a pile of old Salients from the 40's. Salient welcomes your participation in debate on all the issues that we present to you, and if you're a student of Victoria University then you're more than welcome to drop in and have tea and scones with the contributors of this little rag in our little hideaway that overlooks Wellington.

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  1. Tushie says:

    This really pisses me off… you got the order wrong…

    (1) Joel Cosgrove
    (2) Racial slurs
    3. Mix paper with plastic
    4. Write a top 5 about him
    5. Do pretty much anything

    That is the right order…that is all.

  2. oops i did tush again says:

    please stop.

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