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March 6, 2008 | by  | in Online Only |
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El Presidente

Supposedly our beloved VUWSA president looks similar to a “young Fidel Castro”, I however beleive that there are many more people that are far better likenessess.

1) Captain Haddock/Brutus (from Popeye)
Joel recently purchased a new hat. Obviously the structural integrity of his helmet has deteriorated. His new hat is a seaman‘s hat. Thus making this number one in the list of Joel Cosgrove look alikes

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2) Jack Passion
Recently crowned “best beard in the world”. This guy is pretty similar to Joel, but with more personality.

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3) Harry from Harry and the Hendersons
The most loveable domesticated sasquatch on TV. I think its the lovingness he displays to all those around him that reminds me of Harry.

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4) Charles Darwin
Darwin was the pioneer of the Theory of Evolution. Many people don’t like him and disagree with his theories… just like Joel.
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5) Gimli
Gimli the dwarf from Lord of the Rings was a resiliant and stubborn little dwarf. He fought valiently for his beleifs and knew how to swing an axe.

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6) Osama Bin Ladin
He’s a wanted man who hates Americans. Like Joel Cosgrove he is a believer in direct action to achieve social justice. Nuff said.
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Last year Joel ran for President on a platform of free printing for students. This is yet to happen. As an honours student (who does not get free printing from his faculty) I need to print shit out now but have no money on my SCS account. I move that we send Joel our assignments, drafts, blackboard notes yadda yadda that we need printed off, ’till he fulfills his promise. His email is president@vuwsa.org.nz, you can call his office on 04 463 6986 and dictate, or drop in and see him with your flash drive. I am sure he will be more than happy to help you out.

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It may also be pointed out that the author looks like Tin Tin, Calvin (as in Calvin and Hobbes), Kevin Rudd and Herman Goering.

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  1. iHola! says:

    Hasn’t Joel lost his Sailor hat?

  2. Jackson Wood says:

    Maybe the Workers Party liberated in the name of the revolution.
    I am unsure. I saw him with it on last week… if he did loose it we should find him some sort of alternate head gear, like an American Indian headress.

  3. iHola! says:

    I’m thinking a Bjork-esque Big Day Out head piece.

    http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200706/r154076_553822.jpg

  4. Brunswick says:

    That would make him look like an unwaxed fertility symbol… couldn’t we get him a Louis XIV Sun King hat instead?
    http://www.uvm.edu/~classics/slides/a29.jpeg

  5. matt the truck says:

    I heard that Joel run on the platform that he will ‘try’ to get free printing

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