Viewport width =
July 7, 2008 | by  | in Opinion |
Share on FacebookShare on Google+Pin on PinterestTweet about this on Twitter

Uther’s Top 5s – Top Five Things This Generation is Leaving The Next

– Unnecessary Apathy
– Illogical Hope
– Smug Post-modernism
– Regressive Post-feminism
– At least two internets worth of porn

Top Five Back Handed Compliments
– ‘You smell like my dog.’
– ‘That was kinda funny.’
– ‘You’re pretty smart – for a guy.’
– ‘It’s good that you acknowledge your flaws.’
– ‘I could spend the rest of my life with you. Could.’

Top Five High Concept Movie Pitches
– Tarantino meets ‘The Joy Luck Club’
– ‘Hostel’ meets ‘The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants’
– David Lynch meets Judd Apatow
– ‘Rocky II’ meets ‘Rocky IV’
– ‘Young People Fucking’

Top Five Contrived Plot Twists
– The Butler Did It
– He was dead all along.
– He’s a she.
– It was the whales!
– They all lived happily ever after.

Top Five

Share on FacebookShare on Google+Pin on PinterestTweet about this on Twitter

About the Author ()

Salient is a magazine. Salient is a website. Salient is an institution founded in 1938 to cater to the whim and fancy of students of Victoria University. We are partly funded by VUWSA and partly by gold bullion that was discovered under a pile of old Salients from the 40's. Salient welcomes your participation in debate on all the issues that we present to you, and if you're a student of Victoria University then you're more than welcome to drop in and have tea and scones with the contributors of this little rag in our little hideaway that overlooks Wellington.

Comments are closed.

Recent posts

  1. Sliding into VUWSA President Marlon Drake’s DM’s
  2. There’s a New Editor
  3. An (im)possible dream: Living Wage for Vic Books
  4. Salient and VUW tussle over Official Information Act requests
  5. One Ocean
  6. Orphanage voluntourism a harmful exercise
  7. Interview with Grayson Gilmour
  8. Political Round Up
  9. A Town Like Alice — Nevil Shute
  10. Presidential Address

Editor's Pick

In Which a Boy Leaves

: - SPONSORED - I’ve always been a fairly lucky kid. I essentially lucked out at birth, being born white, male, heterosexual, to a well off family. My life was never going to be particularly hard. And so my tale begins, with another stroke of sheer luck. After my girlfriend sugge