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Live from Uni Games ’09

Our intrepid editor and resident masochist, Jackson James Wood, is riding shotgun with Vic’s top athletes, and “tweeting” LIVE from this year’s University Games.

Here are some choice highlights from Day 1:

“Missed opening ceremony. Ah well. Bring on the games.”

“Oh wowza. This isn’t going well. Sorting out accreditation still. Headed back to bell street accommodation soon.”

“Satus update: 105 people at a place. 88 matresses. Does anyone see the problem here? Oh, and where is the bus?”

“Holy Fucking shit. The people in the room next to me —NOT STUDENTS— are prone to psychotic angry outbursts at friendly students journalists.”

Pray for him.

For more from JJW’s completely worthwhile excursion into Taranaki Uni Games Funtime Extravaganza 2009 Deluxe, get ye hide down to Twitter town: HERE!

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  1. Skins de'Slick says:

    The only games Skin de’Slick plays at uni is the game… of looove

  2. Tanky says:

    By masochist, do you mean misogynist? Coz I have been telling people Jackson Wood is a woman-hating wife-beating so and so

  3. Jackson Wood says:

    Thanks MJO, thanks.

    “Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.”

    Shakespare BIATCH.

  4. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU DIDN’T HEAR HOW WORLD WAR 2 ENDED…

    ….

    … WE WON!

  5. And by WW2 I mean the Uni Games, which is a fair comparison.

  6. Michael Oliver says:

    I’m Michael Oliver and I like parsnips!

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