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May 24, 2010 | by  | in Opinion |
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Probing the Punters

  1. Did you know Salient has a website?
  2. What is your favourite computer lab on campus?
  3. Do you know anyone who is graduating?
  4. Who is hotter, Max Hardy or Leonardo DiCaprio?
  5. Red Bull or V?


Hana, 18, Art History and Classics

  1. Yes.
  2. The library.
  3. Yes.
  4. Leonardo DiCaprio.
  5. Red Bull.

Muncan, 18, Psychology

  1. No.
  2. I’ve never used a computer here.
  3. Yes, some devilishly handsome fellow in CUP.
  4. I don’t know who Max Hardy is.
  5. Red Bull.

Hayley, 18, psychology

  1. No.
  2. I don’t have one.
  3. No.
  4. Isn’t Max Hardy a wrestler?
  5. Neither.

Aimee, 18, Art History and Psychology

  1. I do.
  2. I dunno.
  3. No.
  4. Leonardo DiCaprio.
  5. Neither.

Rosie, 18, BCA

  1. No I did not.
  2. The one in Murphy.
  3. No.
  4. I don’t know who Max Hardy is so Leonardo.
  5. Red bull.

Rewa, 19, BCA

  1. No.
  2. Murphy 401 I think it is.
  3. No.
  4. Yeah… Leonardo DiCaprio.
  5. V.

Sarah, 18, History and Political Science

  1. No.
  2. Not the library, but you know the overbridge… There’s the lockers and then you turn right and its there.
  3. No.
  4. Leonardo DiCaprio.
  5. V.

Sam, 18, English

  1. Yes.
  2. I don’t where any are apart from the library.
  3. No.
  4. Uhm Caprio.
  5. Neither.

Jess, 20, German, Classics and Deaf studies

  1. Yes.
  2. None, my iPod.
  3. Yes.
  4. Neither, I’d use one to smack the other.
  5. Red Bull.
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Salient is a magazine. Salient is a website. Salient is an institution founded in 1938 to cater to the whim and fancy of students of Victoria University. We are partly funded by VUWSA and partly by gold bullion that was discovered under a pile of old Salients from the 40's. Salient welcomes your participation in debate on all the issues that we present to you, and if you're a student of Victoria University then you're more than welcome to drop in and have tea and scones with the contributors of this little rag in our little hideaway that overlooks Wellington.

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