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October 11, 2010 | by  | in Opinion |
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Pashin on campus

Yeah, I know what you’re about. Last year at high school you were a jock. You drove around wit’ your boiz yelling ‘EMO’ or ‘hoooo-moooo’ at anyone in skinny jeans. Then you moved to Wellington and found yourself in the minority. Off came the baggy jeans and on slipped the skinnies. Puffy skate shoes were replaced with white canvas numbers, and you got yourself a huge white t-shirt. Now you’re da man. Favourite brands include: LOWER, Keds and Huffer. Favourite things to say include: “faggot”, “cunt”, “on da chop”, “maggot”, “pussy”, “Fucken’ A”, and “meeeeeaaaannn”. Favourite drinks include: Double Brown, Double Brown, and Double Brown.

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