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LiTWITure: Wuthering Heights

@heathcliff1845: @cath_earnshaw sup cathy. how u?

@heathcliff1845: @cath_earnshaw are you ignoring me cathy #dontignoremecathy

@lintonT: @cath_earnshaw hey I just met you and this is crazy but want to marry me and leave heathcliff behind forever?

@cath_earnshaw: @lintonT really, don’t. SO overplayed. #notheathcliff

@cath_earnshaw: @lintonT you’ll do though. #highborn

@heathcliff1845: @cath_earnshaw cathy. i know ur off with that linton dick. its fine. #friendzoned

@heathcliff1845: girls can be such assholes sometimes. #leadingmeon #friendzoned #niceguy

@issylinton: @heathcliff1845 not all of us tho! #lol #hey #cute #funny

@heathcliff1845: @issylinton youll do.

@heathcliff1845: @lintonT hey did you hear im banging your sister? #suckonthatmofo

@cath_earnshaw: introducing @cath_linton! #cute #baby #ouch #my #sides #weakening #now pic.twitter.com/qJwIGH56BTY

@cath_earnshaw’s account has been deactivated

@heathcliff1845: CAAAAAATTHHHHHYYYYYYYY

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