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Profile—Hillary Clinton

What’s the best part of your job?

Implying that people aren’t feminist if they don’t vote for me, because I’m a woman.

 

What’s the worst part of your job?

Not being able to go the dairy in bare feet for a Big Ben pie on a Sunday morning, and not being able to smoke durries in the park.

 

So what do you actually do?

Post funny memes on my social media accounts and pretend that it was my interns.

 

Kanye West or Kendrick Lamar?

Kim Kardashian.

 

What will you do if you lose out to Bernie?

Go the dairy in bare feet for a Big Ben pie, and smoke a lot of durries in the park.

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