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May 8, 2016 | by  | in News |
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*Interview* with Hilary Barry

What’s the best part of your job?

Hanging out with my BFF McRoberts for an hour every night. We live for da ad breaks.

What’s the worst part of your job?

Tolerating what comes out of Paul Henry’s mouth. One must pick and choose her battles.

How was the Weldon resignation party?

Omg got so fuqed up. We danced on the shitty Newshub desk and it was wonderful. Way too turnt. Still recovering.

Do u want to retract your resignation now that Weldon is out?

Obvs.

Kanye West or Kendrick Lamar?

Lemonade.

Any parting words?

Fuck Mark Weldon ya piece of shit

 

Going Up

  • Auckland Writers Festival
  • Hilary Barry aka Mum af
  • Rain / coats
  • Naz vs Fleur sweepstakes

 

Going Down

  • Drake and his whiny ass album VIEWS :(
  • When your doughnut topping comes off
  • Squeaky shoes
  • Flume not announcing a Wellington show because we don’t have a big enough arena. Time for an upgrade.

 

Humdingers

After having an intruder come into his home, an eleven year old Alabama boy shot his intruder in the leg with a 9mm handgun, before proceeding to tell him he “cried like a baby.” The intruder has not yet been caught.

TV3 Campbell Live replacement Story accidentally broadcast a close-up shot of genitalia during their 7.00pm timeslot. The accidental exposure happened as their investigative reporter was covering a naked dining show set up by the Edge. What a Story.

 

Keen to Korero

“I kite koe i te whitira hou?”

“Have you seen the new (snapchat) filter?”

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