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Salutations! We are Aubergine and Celeste, two pals who read the horoscopes in That’s Life a bit, and own at least 20 crystals, so are fully qualified to predict your future. Future weeks will include horoscopes, but this first column introduces you to our friends.




Inner planets affect your day-to-day life:

Sun: Personality

Moon: Mood and emotion

Mercury: Communication

Venus: Love and frisky times

Mars: Energy


Outer planets affect wider life trends:

Jupiter: Luck and wisdom

Saturn: Discipline and challenge

Neptune: Change and originality

Uranus: Dreams and healing

Pluto: Power and transformation




Aries: March 21–April 19

Ruled by Mars

Lucky stuff: red, Tuesday

You are enthusiastic and passionate, but this often manifests itself through impulsive and self-centered actions.


Taurus: April 20–May 20

Ruled by Venus

Lucky stuff: green, pink, Friday, Monday

You are devoted to all you do, and approach life with a practical, head-strong, and stubborn attitude.


Gemini: May 21–June 20

Ruled by Mercury

Lucky stuff: light green, yellow, Wednesday

No denying that Geminis have a reputation for being two-faced bitches, but they are also social and adaptable friends.


Cancer: June 21–July 22

Ruled by Moon

Lucky stuff: white, Thursday

Your tenacity and loyalty make you a persuasive person, but also a suspicious one.


Leo: July 23–August 22

Ruled by Sun

Lucky stuff: gold, Sunday

Leo, you are A LOT to deal with, but your passionate nature nearly makes up for the fact you are stubborn and self-centered. Nearly. (A Leo definitely didn’t recently dump me).


Virgo: Aug 23-Sep 22

Ruled by Mercury

Lucky stuff: green, Monday

No one is as witty and analytical as a Virgo, but this can lead to you being easily overwhelmed and self-destructive.


Libra: Sep 23-Oct 22

Ruled by Venus

Lucky stuff: blue, Sunday

Ruled by Venus, the planet of <3, everyone loves you even though you are melodramatic and a lil’ spoilt.


Scorpio: Oct 23-Nov 21

Ruled by Pluto

Lucky stuff: red, Tuesday

Scorpio, you put passion into everything you do, whether this be your bravery, possessive nature or revenge plans.


Sagittarius: Nov 22-Dec 21

Ruled by Jupiter

Lucky stuff: light blue, Wednesday

You are an honest and optimistic friend, but your honesty can be interpreted as arrogance.


Capricorn: Dec 22-Jan 21

Ruled by Saturn

Lucky stuff: black, Friday

Your devoted and fearless nature is unforgiving when this devotion is not reciprocated.


Aquarius: Jan 22- Feb 19

Ruled by Uranus ;)

Lucky stuff: electric blue, Thursday

Aquarians are great at communication, but this need for communication often comes off as desperate.


Pisces: Feb 19-Mar 20

Ruled by Neptune

Lucky stuff: aqua, Tuesday

You are a romantic and imaginative angel, with a tendency to be self-pitying and clingy.

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