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Horoscope

Salutations! We are Aubergine and Celeste, two pals who read the horoscopes in That’s Life a bit, and own at least 20 crystals, so are fully qualified to predict your future. Future weeks will include horoscopes, but this first column introduces you to our friends.

 

~*~ MEET YOUR PLANETS! ~*~

 

Inner planets affect your day-to-day life:

Sun: Personality

Moon: Mood and emotion

Mercury: Communication

Venus: Love and frisky times

Mars: Energy

 

Outer planets affect wider life trends:

Jupiter: Luck and wisdom

Saturn: Discipline and challenge

Neptune: Change and originality

Uranus: Dreams and healing

Pluto: Power and transformation

 

~*~ MEET YOUR STAR SIGN! ~*~

 

Aries: March 21–April 19

Ruled by Mars

Lucky stuff: red, Tuesday

You are enthusiastic and passionate, but this often manifests itself through impulsive and self-centered actions.

 

Taurus: April 20–May 20

Ruled by Venus

Lucky stuff: green, pink, Friday, Monday

You are devoted to all you do, and approach life with a practical, head-strong, and stubborn attitude.

 

Gemini: May 21–June 20

Ruled by Mercury

Lucky stuff: light green, yellow, Wednesday

No denying that Geminis have a reputation for being two-faced bitches, but they are also social and adaptable friends.

 

Cancer: June 21–July 22

Ruled by Moon

Lucky stuff: white, Thursday

Your tenacity and loyalty make you a persuasive person, but also a suspicious one.

 

Leo: July 23–August 22

Ruled by Sun

Lucky stuff: gold, Sunday

Leo, you are A LOT to deal with, but your passionate nature nearly makes up for the fact you are stubborn and self-centered. Nearly. (A Leo definitely didn’t recently dump me).

 

Virgo: Aug 23-Sep 22

Ruled by Mercury

Lucky stuff: green, Monday

No one is as witty and analytical as a Virgo, but this can lead to you being easily overwhelmed and self-destructive.

 

Libra: Sep 23-Oct 22

Ruled by Venus

Lucky stuff: blue, Sunday

Ruled by Venus, the planet of <3, everyone loves you even though you are melodramatic and a lil’ spoilt.

 

Scorpio: Oct 23-Nov 21

Ruled by Pluto

Lucky stuff: red, Tuesday

Scorpio, you put passion into everything you do, whether this be your bravery, possessive nature or revenge plans.

 

Sagittarius: Nov 22-Dec 21

Ruled by Jupiter

Lucky stuff: light blue, Wednesday

You are an honest and optimistic friend, but your honesty can be interpreted as arrogance.

 

Capricorn: Dec 22-Jan 21

Ruled by Saturn

Lucky stuff: black, Friday

Your devoted and fearless nature is unforgiving when this devotion is not reciprocated.

 

Aquarius: Jan 22- Feb 19

Ruled by Uranus ;)

Lucky stuff: electric blue, Thursday

Aquarians are great at communication, but this need for communication often comes off as desperate.

 

Pisces: Feb 19-Mar 20

Ruled by Neptune

Lucky stuff: aqua, Tuesday

You are a romantic and imaginative angel, with a tendency to be self-pitying and clingy.

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