Viewport width =
May 21, 2018 | by  | in *News* |
Share on FacebookShare on Google+Pin on PinterestTweet about this on Twitter

Updates on Kylie Jenner’s Baby

On 15 May 2018 Salient received the following email:
Hi [editor]
I’ve noticed the ongoing Kylie Jenner mini-column. I have a Salient radio show on celeb goss on Thursdays 12-2. I am a MAJOR fan of Kardashian goss and I would be interested in taking over this column and doing a small promo for my show at the same time. […]
First of all, we probably shouldn’t even be calling Stormi “Stormi Webster”… As of yet her paternity is unconfirmed! Her bodyguard recently told paps that he “couldn’t comment” if he was the baby daddy or not. He is gorgeous and he has been spotted getting close with Kylie. Of course the baby could probably be anyone’s BUT Travis Scott’s, who’s clearly in a PR relationship and was with Kylie for mere weeks before the pregnancy announcement. He’s been spotted hooking up with other women and so has Kylie… Hooking up with Tyga. People are saying her baby looks to be of Asian descent, and Tyga is half Vietnamese. But Kylie’s bodyguard is Asian too. Perhaps Kylie read her Instagram comments that Stormi’s ears looked like Tyga’s, which is why she PHOTOSHOPPED her BABY’s ears in a recent pic. It’s only fair that Stormi should know her true paternity, after all poor Khloe still doesn’t know if her dad is Alex Rowlan — Kris’ stylist, or OJ Simpson. Why haven’t we seen a photo of grandmother Caitlyn Jenner (67) together with Stormi yet? Perhaps she’s too busy with her new 22 year old fiancé xoxo gg
The answer is no. The official Salient position continues to be that we do not give a single solitary fuck about Kylie Jenner’s baby.

Share on FacebookShare on Google+Pin on PinterestTweet about this on Twitter

About the Author ()

Salient is a magazine. Salient is a website. Salient is an institution founded in 1938 to cater to the whim and fancy of students of Victoria University. We are partly funded by VUWSA and partly by gold bullion that was discovered under a pile of old Salients from the 40's. Salient welcomes your participation in debate on all the issues that we present to you, and if you're a student of Victoria University then you're more than welcome to drop in and have tea and scones with the contributors of this little rag in our little hideaway that overlooks Wellington.

Add Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Recent posts

  1. Cuttin’ it with with Miss June
  2. SWAT
  3. Ravished by the Living Embodiment of All Our University Woes
  4. New Zealand’s First Rainbow Crossing is Here (and Queer)
  5. Chloe Has a Yarn About Mental Health
  6. “Stick with Vic” Makes “Insulting” and “Upsetting” Comments
  7. Presidential Address
  8. Final Review
  9. Tears Fall, and Sea Levels Rise
  10. It’s Fall in my Heart

Editor's Pick

This Ain’t a Scene it’s a Goddamned Arm Wrestle

: Interior – Industrial Soviet Beerhall – Night It was late November and cold as hell when I stumbled into the Zhiguli Beer Hall. I was in Moscow, about to take the trans-Mongolian rail line to Beijing, and after finding someone in my hostel who could speak English, had decided