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AuthorClaudia Jardine

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March 13, 2017

So there’s me, sprawled across the bed eating bits of biscuit like Bacchus, and you, half out of a suit, looking at me as if I’m street-art you scraped off a wall on the way home. Wine-red dress spilt on the floor, so drunk we pulled the mattress from the bed and crushed a packet […]

April 3, 2016

Whilst muttering all for my sexual prime, I lay on the bed and tried not to faint. The doctor was having a hard time so the nurse held my arm, a pre-emptive restraint.   I lay on the bed and tried not to faint, fought the urge to give doctor a kick. Nurse held my […]

May 4, 2014

I thought I was cake batter on the edge of the bowl. Never again. — Claudia Jardine