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July 21, 2014

My then-boyfriend would shake the sheet of pink and yellow pills lovingly, saying “The pitter patter of tiny pills stops the pitter patter of tiny feet.”

July 20, 2014

Despite being educated of its importance from early on, bombarded with public health messages featuring catchy jingles and glossy ad campaigns, and showered with free condoms once we got to university, us young’uns are notoriously bad at using contraception.

July 13, 2014

Just in time for your first week back, here’s Cupie Hoodwink’s Guide to Campus Coitus!

May 26, 2014

Unfortunately, not before I had decided it would be a good idea to build a shrine for him inside my wardrobe, but fortunately, before I decided it would be a good idea to tell him I had built a shrine for him inside my wardrobe.

May 18, 2014

Ahh, ye olde friend crush – or as the kids are calling it: the FILF. Haven’t we all been there at some stage or other? The lingering gazes they never pick up on… The replacement of “bud” and “mate” with “babe” and “my love”…

May 11, 2014

If you have been in a relationship, are in a relationship, or are planning to be in a relationship, it is pretty much a given that you will at some point experience a breakup.

May 4, 2014

Well look at that, winter is upon us, and just in time for the colder months you’ve discovered a peen all wrapped up in its wee turtleneck!

April 13, 2014

You may wonder, “Where the fuck do I put that?”

April 6, 2014

“My boo and I have always loved to incorporate food into the bedroom.”

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