Author Archive: Denny Lamb

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Idiot’s guide to summer

Idiot’s guide to summer

by / 15/10/07 / No Comments

It’s been a long road getting you to this point. I finally feel like I can let you go, like a mother duck watching her ducklings float away to become a Cantonese dinner. It started with such humble beginnings. You learnt the art of the two minute noodles and how to pass your papers. Under [...]

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Idiot’s guide to a Zombie Invasion

Idiot’s guide to a Zombie Invasion

by / 08/10/07 / [ 9 Comments ]

Alright, it’s time to get serious. In the course of this year I’ve been trying to improve your lives. Now it is time for me to save those lives. The Zombie Invasion IS a threat. The signs have been in your face your whole life and sadly most of you have chosen to ignore them. [...]

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Idiot’s guide to a successful business

Idiot’s guide to a successful business

by / 01/10/07 / [ 3 Comments ]

Now that it is near the end of what I hope has been a successful year for you, I imagine you’re beginning to think about your future. This may be your first year at Uni, or your seventh. (Regardless of what you believe, if you spend more than seven years at University, you’re not there [...]

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Idiot’s guide to writing a column

Idiot’s guide to writing a column

by / 24/09/07 / No Comments

When you write a column for a student magazine, you learn a thing or two about life. Once you’ve accepted the task of writing more than 20 articles without pay, you then need to face the possibility that perhaps nobody even reads your articles. So what do you do? You write the best damn article [...]

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The Idiot’s Guide to the Rugby World Cup

The Idiot’s Guide to the Rugby World Cup

by / 17/09/07 / No Comments

Hey pal, are your studies going well? I ask because it is a special time of year, a time when going to class and doing assignments becomes less important. Just like every September – it’s Rugby World Cup season! Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

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Idiot’s Guide to the Internet

Idiot’s Guide to the Internet

by / 10/09/07 / No Comments

It’s come to my attention that some of you idiots are confused by some of the things I write about. The snorks may or may not exist, I apologise for not making that clear. Several of you have lashed out at me because of your lack of understanding and I have decided to put an [...]

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Idiot’s guide to Celebrity

Idiot’s guide to Celebrity

by / 03/09/07 / No Comments

Hey my intellectually impaired friends, hope all your studies and life pursuits are going well, and that your holiday was pleasant. Now that it’s crunch time, not breakfast, but coming pretty close to exam time, I should write you a refresher column for exams. Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

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Idiot’s guide to Religion

Idiot’s guide to Religion

by / 13/08/07 / 1 Comment

Today boy idiots and girl idiots, I am going to tell you a story, an exciting tale about dragons and wizards, well, I’ll probably miss most of those parts out, they get in the way of the “facts” (and I use that word in the loosest terms), Today’s idiots guide is about religion. Share on [...]

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Idiot’s guide to Student Politics

Idiot’s guide to Student Politics

by / 06/08/07 / [ 31 Comments ]

Well, by now you’ve been at University for over half a year. Yes, that’s right, you heard it here first! Well done. It’s a feat that even many smart people can’t manage. You’ve no doubt by now realised that there is more to university than just going to class and writing essays. There are sports, [...]

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Idiot’s guide to Holidays

Idiot’s guide to Holidays

by / 16/07/07 / No Comments

So guys, welcome back to reading! That’s a past time that I’m sure you didn’t take advantage of during the holidays. Come to think of it, what did you idiots get up to? If you’ve been reading our column, you know you didn’t need to waste your time studying! I’ve just realised that I left [...]

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