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October 15, 2007

From a secretly taped conversation between an officer from the diplomatic protection squad and Salient Editor Steve Nicoll. The officer wished to meet with Steve after concerns were raised by American diplomats after the photoessay “How to destroy the United States of America” appeared in Salient 23. Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

October 8, 2007

The following phrases are generated by “Bawlingual”, a device that can be attached to dogs’ collars to translate their barks into Japanese or English. My friend! Tell me your secrets. Bend down so I can see you. Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

September 24, 2007

From the October 2006 sentencing of Timothy Bowers in the case of Ohio v. Bowers. In May Bowers robbed a bank in Franklin County, Ohio. Dan Cable is the assistant prosecuting attorney. Jeremy Dodgin is Bowers’s attorney. Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

September 17, 2007

From testimony taken in June last year in Oklahoma v. Thompson. Lisa Foster was the court reporter for Judge Donald Thompson, the defendant, from 1988 until 2003, when she was served with a subpoena to testify against him. In 2005, Thompson was charged with four counts of indecent exposure, and last winter he was found [...]

September 10, 2007

From a request by Salient Editor Steve Nicoll for an interview from H. Westfold concerning feminism. Westfold is a prominent writer of letters to the editor – especially to the Capital Times. The article in which Westfold would have appeared in is on page 20. Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

September 3, 2007

From the website of Huggable Urns, a company that sells cremation urns in the form of stuffed animals and pillows. In 2005, the company introduced a new line of teddy bear-shaped urns wearing t-shirts with the logos of the U. S. Armed Forces. Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

September 1, 2007

From a candidate statement by Michael Hansen. Hansen is a mayoral candidate in the Christchurch elections and is a member of the Economic Euthenics party: The main issue this election is the treatment of mayoral 3rd party candidates, the use of a type of ray which can pass thru walls and sting, slow cook and [...]

August 13, 2007

From questions asked of applicants to Oxford and Cambridge universities during interviews, compiled by Oxbridge Applications, an admissions advice consultancy. What is your opinion of spontaneous human combustion? Why don’t we have just one ear in the middle of our face? Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this

August 6, 2007

From the instructions for REALdoll, a life-size silicone sex doll. Customers can choose among nine body types, 15 faces, five skin tones, and three pubic-hair styles. The company has sold 3,400 dolls in the last 10 years. Share on Facebook+1 on Google+Post to TumblrTweet this