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AuthorEleanor Merton

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October 5, 2014

How to be okay

September 28, 2014

Justice provides a unique avenue for exploring the perfect synthesis of the sweet and the shirty. As is evident in the tradition of many superheroes, you can kick alllll the butt while also helping and supporting those in need. Thus, we will today be looking at: How to be a successful vigilante superhero

September 21, 2014

How to not assume that you’re a global citizen even though you keep getting told that you are just because you’re this generation.

September 14, 2014

This week, Salient publishes a ~balanced~ feature about voting versus not voting. As a ‘representative’ student publication, Salient often feels that this balance is necessary. Salient is wrong about a lot of things.

September 7, 2014

Your collarbones are excessively prominent and you are painfully aware of this. You take the physical aspects of the female reproductive system lightly…

August 18, 2014

How to escalate violence with food

August 10, 2014

By this point in the year, it’s hard to ignore the fact that university is an institution. There are hierarchies and forms and processes that are hard to ignore.

August 3, 2014

How to do ~woman~ without reinforcing the binary

July 20, 2014

As we all know, life is a game. Being cute is a game. Being shirty is a game. The secret is to play harder than everyone else and to throw your brand victory in their faces.