Author — Hugo McKinnon

Author Archive: Hugo McKinnon

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11/05/14

If you don’t start down at least some path you’ll never end up at the forks in the road that’ll lead you somewhere diff-rent like into the sheep station next door where you can spy on Mrs Harris rolling off her stockings through the cottage window.

04/05/14

Petersen, is this thing on? *Sound of dictaphone being dropped* God damn it. Don’t write that down, Petersen.

13/04/14

“Jesus Bloody Christ! Put your foot down, Petersen!”

06/04/14

Guilford was pensive. He was sitting on the edge of his desk with one foot on the floor and…

17/03/14
10/03/14
06/03/14

“Everyone’s noticed. He’s on Overheard @ Vic. The post has over 600 likes.”

03/03/14
16/09/13

My father is recently retired. His hobbies include: reading gruesome stories out loud from the Daily Mail, trying to find out where the beeping noises are coming from, and identifying mystery smells.