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March 12, 2018

It has been revealed that a large house fire, which began late last Saturday night, was both started and extinguished by the 7 year old son of the owner, Mr Keith Flint. Salient has been informed that the fire was lit after a trip to the annual New Zealand Tractor Convention held in Spark Arena […]

March 12, 2018

A possible new candidate to perform gender affirmation surgery in New Zealand has surfaced, coming as welcome news to the 102 trans people currently on the national waiting list. Dr Rita Yang can perform both male-to-female and female-to-male gender affirmation surgery (GAS), also known as gender or sex reassignment surgery. Dr John Kenealy, President of […]

March 12, 2018

The influx of a large number of students to Victoria University this year is expected to cause congestion at Kelburn Campus. All commuters are advised to expect delays and plan accordingly, as new students in particular attempt to familiarise themselves with the campus and inevitably get lost as fuck. In particular the areas around New […]

March 5, 2018

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March 5, 2018

At 12:20pm last Wednesday, I finished a short but revealing interview with Minister for Women, Associate Health and Associate Transport Minister, and Green Party Co-Leadership contender, Julie Anne Genter. I was stoked. At 12:25pm, I realised I had not recorded any of the interview. There’s something especially dire about failing to press two buttons less than […]

March 5, 2018

Former ACT Party Leader Jamie Whyte has penned an opinion piece published by The Telegraph, which has received heavy criticism online. Entitled “Why does your desire for a cleaner ocean trump the pleasure I get from drinking through a plastic straw?”, Whyte challenges a suggestion from the British Secretary of State for the Environment Michael […]

March 5, 2018

The new “Don’t Guess the Yes” anti-sexual violence campaign was launched on 23 February 2018, in time for O-Week. The campaign emphasises gaining active consent from prospective sexual partners, with a strong focus on prevention. The campaign has been a collaboration between Wellington City Council, The New Zealand Police, The Sexual Abuse Prevention Network, and […]

February 26, 2018

The government has taken a substantial step towards the elimination of HIV transmission in New Zealand, with the announcement of the subsidisation of the antiviral drug Truvada. A regular course of Truvada in HIV negative users “has the potential to almost completely eliminate the risk of HIV infection,” a PHARMAC press release stated. A three-month […]