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March 24, 2008

In this a time of war VUWSA seeks a peaceful solution between Alfs Imperial Army and our associates at Salient. Therefore we propose a series of peaceful talks over a few beverages. Should VUWSA be provoked during these talks however, it will unleash the beast with wrath (Melissa Barnard drunk on rum).

October 15, 2007

Well, here we are – the end of term and my final piece of writing for Salient for the year (Thank God). I’ll confess I’m not someone who enjoys sitting down and writing a column every week, and I have tried to fob it off, but not with the best success. So it’s disorientation time […]

October 1, 2007

Welfare Vice President Candidate Melissa Barnard and I sat down last week and discussed some of her ideas, and there were several. One such idea was using budget brands to increase the size of food parcels—how ridiculously simple was that idea!

September 17, 2007

Well, it’s tempting to write about why I have decided to run for Education Vice President, but I won’t, as that would be an inappropriate use of the Welfare column, so instead I’m going to write about the AGM and the candidate I’ll be voting for on 21 September.

September 10, 2007

Depression is a bit of a touchy subject to be addressing. I’m going to write about my own experiences, touch on some statistics, and let you know what’s available to help you around Victoria.

September 3, 2007

The Reverend Paul Danger Brown sits down and tries to think for the first time in his life. Well, the break’s over and there’s a lot that’s happened since you’ve been gone! In fact, Heleyni Pratley the Vice-President of Welfare has resigned and I have been co-opted by the executive to replace her for the […]

August 6, 2007

Ever procrastinated? Silly question isn’t it, I’ve done exactly that with this article and I find myself wondering what to actually talk about. So I’m just going to rant, I’m going to rant on about reclaiming your bar and reclaiming your university.

July 30, 2007

Well, you’re all getting settled in now and you’ve had your easiest week of this trimester, but are you organised? Now’s the time to learn how to keep yourself sane and focused for the rest of the trimester— I myself am trying to devise a plan to keep myself from strangling anyone. I mean, lets […]

July 16, 2007

Well here I sit feeling miserable from the cold and flu, ready to write Salient article number two for the term. Being so ill, I wondered what I could possibly write about…