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May 21, 2018

For months the rumour mill has been working overtime, churning out allegations regarding Fish Of The Day, Absolute Lad, and Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s Baby-Daddy-To-Be, Clarke Gayford. The Police National Headquarters, in an unusual move, released a statement confirming in no uncertain terms that there is no truth to any of the allegations. Salient’s little-sister […]

May 21, 2018
May 14, 2018
May 14, 2018

It’s that time of the week again, when I “ironically” google Kylie Jenner’s baby. However Popsugar’s headline “Kylie Jenner Keeps It Sexy For Her First Red Carpet Outing Since Becoming a Mom” made me break out in hives and I refuse to delve further into this particular void of the dark web. Salient maintains its […]

May 7, 2018
April 30, 2018
April 30, 2018

Still don’t care. However, the jury is out as to whether the Salient office is more or less apathetic about the arrival of Khloé Kardashian’s baby girl True Thompson as we are about Stormi Webster. Updates to come as the story unfolds. *Disclaimer: This is shit news.*

April 30, 2018

Fresh back from her European trip, the PM announced significant “culture changes” to WINZ are incoming, spoke about trade talks with the EU and responded to accusations of spying by DOC. I got too nervous to ask her about Syria. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced that an overhaul of the Welfare System was “imminent”. “I […]

April 16, 2018