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May 22, 2017

Ummm, so, drama. Our ol’ mate, the original wannabe-gangster himself, Trump-dog made a move that may have finally pushed the entire world over the edge and proved he is potentially the most imbecilic person in existence. News broke from CNN, at around 5.00pm on May 9,  that the Director of the FBI, James B. Comey […]

May 15, 2017

Continuing our coverage of the American healthcare debacle from Issue 05, on May 4 Trumpy managed to snake his way past those pesky progressive Democrats in the House of Reps and pass the first stage of his American Health Care Act, the proposed legislation that aims to get rid of Obamacare. Under the new-and-really-REALLY-not-improved Trumpcare […]

May 8, 2017

On April 29, the White House Correspondents dinner took place in Washington D.C — an annual staple in the diet of the American political media. Beginning in 1921, the President and Vice-President traditionally attend the event, an evening to celebrate the relationship between the White House Press Corps and the Presidential Administration, resting upon the […]

May 1, 2017

After a relaxing two week Trump-free hiatus, we’re back at it again with your unwanted, page-filling, politically insulting, ego-enlarging Donnie news. As his 100th day in office has just passed, let us fleetingly traverse the escapades of Trump and his cronies in the past 14 days. Silly Spicy aka Sean Spicer, Trump’s White House Press […]

April 10, 2017

You’d think that with the huge policy failure of the attempted healthcare reform, the blockade of the Muslim ban (TWICE), and the continued investigation into his ties with Russia (and his bestie 4 eva Putin), Trumpster would have learnt to keep his sticky little baby fingers out of the honeypot. But no (and we obviously […]

April 3, 2017

Although our old friend Trumpster and his problematic offspring have been wreaking their usual havoc (see: Ivanka getting her own office in the White House despite having no official role in the 45th Administration, Eric Trump letting it slip that he’ll give his dear old dad quarterly business updates from Trump HQ, and Donald Jr. […]

March 27, 2017

Well, well, well, it has certainly been an exciting week in the life and times of old President Trumpster. In a well publicised, high profile, and extremely awkward meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Trump-o was back to his old fuckboi tricks when he blatantly refused to shake Ange’s hand in the Oval Office. When […]

March 20, 2017

BIG news from ol’ U S A this week team — DJ Trump has successfully reached his 50th day as President. Did I think he’d make it? No way José. Did I potentially think that Trump-o would make it to office, figure out that being a big old President was way too rough, and try […]

March 13, 2017

The dramatic happenings of Trump flew in thick and fast in the past seven days. The week (surprisingly) started out on a positive note, when Trump-o gave his first address to Congress on March 1. Trump appeared PRESIDENTIAL, *shock*, as he spoke of “delivering a message of unity and strength” to the American people. Although […]