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August 7, 2017

Kia ora sex-lovers, Recently I’ve been thinking about how (as a vagina-owning person) sometimes after having sex (with a person with a penis) I’m sometimes left feeling a bit unsatisfied. Sometimes in the heat of the moment you just want to be fucked, but you don’t cum from it, while the other person does. They […]

May 22, 2017

I thought this week I would write about something that all of us could relate to (well most of us, unless you’re super lucky and can afford laser hair removal): pubes. No teacher in health class told us that hair grows not only on our pubic mound… but all around the back too?! Who cares […]

August 14, 2016

Dating app Bumble came through with a boy at my door, who looked much younger than the photos on his profile. It wasn’t until he was stroking my arm and leaning in for a kiss that I asked him how old he was. 19!!!! He was practically a baby!!! I am soon to be 23 […]