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April 16, 2018

“The Worst F**cking Attorneys”

April 16, 2018

A sequel to the 2010 blockbuster The Social Network appears to be in the works, as footage from the project depicting Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg facing his first Congressional hearing was leaked this week. The scene indicates the upcoming film will reference 2018 events where the social media platform was found complicit in allowing personal […]

April 9, 2018

The Kremlin was found culpable for an attempted assassination in Britain last month, after Prime Minister Theresa May put forth compelling evidence of “No Shit”. Announcing the expulsion of several Russian diplomats from the U.K., she urged her allies to take similar punitive measures. Not knowing the definition of the word “punitive”, Donald Trump is […]

March 26, 2018

Lordy, There are Tapes

March 19, 2018

On Tuesday 13 March 2018, the White House announced the dismissal of Rex Tillerson from his role as Secretary of State. After clashing over issues of foreign policy in Russia, North Korea and Iran, Trump announced via Twitter the departure of the nation’s leading diplomat. Tillerson spoke to the press on Tuesday morning, stating “What […]

March 12, 2018

The Department of Justice appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller to lead the inquiry into Russian interference in the 2016 election, including any matters that “may arise directly from the investigation”. Operating under this broad spectrum, Mueller has uncovered criminality that includes money laundering, cyber attacks, hacks, and multiple cases of obstruction of justice over […]

February 26, 2018

Over a year has passed since a steely-faced Donald Trump took to the stage as the newly appointed President-Elect. In contrast to the display of high energy he boasted on the campaign trail, Trump seemed to only face the reality of the role as he accepted it, inexperienced and unprepared. There has been many a […]

March 31, 2014

When I was seven years old, my mother and father sat my two sisters and me down on the living-room couch…