25/07/08
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Condi’s crusaders fight back!

We all know the media storm that has erupted over the Auckland University Student Association President David Do’s offer of awarding $5000 to any person who performed a citizens arrest for war crimes.  The story has taken the world by storm, and the international media have reacted to it strongly. Its been splashed across the screens of the United States, and has been picked up by the BBC, Reuters, USA Today, the Washington Post, and even Fox News.

In the face of political pressure, and financial threats from Auckland University (which substantially funds AUSA due to it being a voluntary student union) AUSA has retracted its offer. Much to sadness of all left liberals who needed a bit of cash. But some people are happy, our yank friends across the pacific have reacted with anger to David’s suggestion. He forwaded me this email he received from an irate american:
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Teakwood <
teakw00d@yahoo.com>
Date: 2008/7/25
Subject: hey there smartass faggot david do
To: DAVID DO

So you think you’re pretty tough huh  Mr. do???
Offering $5000 to arrest our Secretary of State when she arrives in New Zealand.

Well I am offering $10,000 to anyone who shoots you dead if you ever
come to the USA

How do you like that you little smartass faggot.
Only a cock sucking faggot would have a last name like “DO”
Sounds real stupid to me?  And only an idiot would say what you did!!!!

And I am sure you wouldn’t know a war criminal if one came up and kicked you in
your stupid ass.

Fuck you and your ALL BLACKS rugby team too. just a bunch screaming
tattood faggot savages.

There aint nothin’ in new zealand but beers and QUEERS anyway.

That’s why God put new zealand in the middle of “NO WHERE.”

And made it a Less than nothing country.
P.S.   I guess  General MacArthur’s rescuing of new zealand’s
worthless ass from the Japanese
in World War 2  makes him a war criminal too.
If it were not for the USA……All you new zealand QUEERS would be
speaking JAPANESE right now.

But Leftist Liberal Loser assholes like you would probably like that.

Fuck you, you stupid little college boy..

Ah, what a world. Things just wouldn’t be interesting if we didnt have ignorant, racist, homophobic, geographically challenged troglodytes to re-affirm ourselves as worthwhile human beings. Thanks Teakwood, New Zealand will take your comments under advisement.

EDIT: Teakwood has replied to David Do

Date: 2008/7/26
Subject: Dear idiot
To: ausa.president@auckland.ac.nz

Dear Mr. Idiot  David Do

I hear you posted my email on the net.

Wow…..what a brave guy!

Here….Post this too.

Remind  yourself and all of your leftist liberal ilk in new zealand,

when  you all want to accuse the United States Secretary of State of being a war criminal,

that it was America and the blood of thousands of her sons that gave you that FREEDOM.

Oh and by the way….My father was one of those American Sons who shed his blood for your

freedom in new zealand in World War 2.

Your freedom to spew vile lies about our Country.

Too bad you and all those like you are incapable of appreciating it.

But before you post this…

All you little Liberal college babies better get potty trained and grow up first, and get away from

all those biased political science professors who can’t get a job anywhere else….hehehe

So go post this too now Mr Big Brave Know Nothing  college smartass!

—-

Sigh.

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Conrad is a very grumpy boy. When he was little he had a curl in the middle of his forehead. When he was good, he was moderately good, but when he was mean he was HORRID. He likes guns, bombs and shooting doves. He can often be found reading books about Mussolini and tank warfare. His greatest dream is to invent an eighteen foot high mechanical spider, which has an antimatter lazer attached to its back.

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  1. Michael Oliver says:

    Yeah, plenty of stupid folk over in the good ‘ol US. Rudy Giuliani managed to dupe a sector of the GOP base to vote for him in the Republican Primaries, even after this ridiculous stunt: http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/01/21/595643.aspx

    As for this other stuff – well, it’s kinda cringeworthy. All I can think of is that 80′s arcade game “Bad Dudes” with its introduction, “The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?”, only AUSA-fied: “The Secretary of State’s coming to Auckland for the weekend. Are you a bad enough dude to wear a cleverly Photoshopped t-shirt of the American flag with its stars replaced with a swastika that also includes some… like… fuckin’ BITCHIN’ Robert Fisk quote written in Verdana Bold and place a citizen’s arrest on the Secretary of State?”

    Student politics an be so embarrassing, I fucking love it. I can’t wait for VUWSA election season to roll around.

  2. Matt Russell says:

    A racist, anti-gay, anti-democratic, under-educated American ranting senselessly about the virtues of American democracy. Shit this guy should run for President!

  3. I emailed the nutbar and he has a spaz at me! Lolz. God bless America.

    You can now add “SEXIST” to my
    long list of ATTRIBUTES.

    And here’s a tip for you too slut.
    Keep the Moronic crap comin’ bitch!
    I am loving all the laughs I am getting at New Zealands expense.
    Where everyone is an inbred decendent of tattood savages and exiled British criminals.
    i.e. No brain power….just a backwards country that is obsessed with archaic priapism!

    I must be the most exciting thing that ever happened to that boring pathetic little island.
    hahahahahaha

  4. Biggot says:

    How to piss off random students around the world:

    Step 1: Be a biggot

    Step 2: Wikipedia a country you have never heard of and fill in the blanks on the template below (I have used Djibouti as an example) it is important to get your facts wrong also:

    So you think you’re pretty tough huh Ekwueme???

    Offering 50,000,000,000 DJF to arrest our Secretary of State when she arrives in Djibouti.

    Well I am offering $10,000 to anyone who shoots you dead if you ever
    come to the USA on a banana boat

    How do you like that you little smartass little antelope.
    Only a cock sucking faggot would have a last name that sounds like “Eew”
    Sounds real stupid to me? And only an idiot would say what you did!!!!

    And I am sure you wouldn’t know a war criminal if one came up and kicked you in
    your stupid starving ass.

    Fuck you and your Riverains de la Mer Rouge soccer team too. just a bunch screaming primitive faggot savages.

    There aint nothin’ in Djibouti but cannibals and QUEERS anyway.

    That’s why God put Djibouti in the middle of “THE CONGO SOMEWHERE.”

    And made it a Less than nothing country.
    P.S. I guess Teddy Roosevelt’s rescuing of Djibouti
    worthless ass from the Belgians
    in the Spanish-American War makes him a war criminal too.
    If it were not for the USA……All you djibouti QUEERS would still be
    speaking pygmy right now.

    But Leftist Liberal Loser assholes like you would probably like that.

    Fuck you, you stupid little village boy..

  5. Also, the nutbar is aged over 40…

  6. Matt Russell says:

    Archaic priapism? Ouch.

  7. Michael Oliver says:

    There’s a feather for your cap if ever there was one, Laura.

  8. Matt Russell says:

    Sounds very tiring.

  9. David says:

    My kudos to BIggot.
    That made me laugh even more than when I was laughing while reading teakwoods email.

  10. Jordan King says:

    We over here at NZUSA have also had a barrage of hate mail. I had the following interchange yesterday, I was so excited!!

    ——————————————————————————–

    From: gayle Morais [mailto:rags254@gmail.com]
    Sent: Saturday, 26 July 2008 3:56 a.m.
    To: Jordan King [NZUSA]
    Subject: Secretary Rice

    Read the stupid article about your plan to try to arrest Ms. Rice. What a bunch of Pussy’s, when China starts creeping in to your country you’ll be begging us to come help you….your on your own….start speaking Chinese dumb ass. Yeah and sty the fuck out of America.

    —————————————-

    I replied with -

    Many thanks for your correspondence.

    We in New Zealand LOVE Chinese food.

    Bring on the Invasion!

    Regards,

    Jordan

    —————

    I’m hoping for more, sure beats workin’

  11. Stank says:

    That’s beautiful.

    It made it to Fox News? I can see it now “Nu Zeeelan, a small island off the coast of Queensland, Australia….”

  12. Hehe oh those Americans..

  13. james says:

    As a US citizen, I am deeply embarrassed by Teakwood’s rant. Please understand, not all Americans are as bat shite crazy as this man(?). After reading that wonderful piece of comedy, I can only assume that Teakwood has some really weird sexual problems, along with god knows what other psychological problems.

    Regards,

    James

    ps: I visited New Zealand about 12 years ago and found your country and its people wonderful. One of the best trips of my life.

    pps: If you guys manage to arrest Condi, please keep her.

  14. Ryan says:

    Its true, not all Americans are as whack as that Teakwood. Please don’t take the one crazy that decides to speak up as proof that our whole country is full of idiots!

  15. “when you all want to accuse the United States Secretary of State of being a war criminal, that it was America and the blood of thousands of her sons that gave you that FREEDOM.”

    Actually, I think Teakwood will find it was America and the blood of thousands of dead Japanese civilians whose government were on the verge of surrender anyway. Hoo-rah!

  16. James says:

    As another American student, I am extremely sorry for the unfounded rant of this bigot. I was literally left speechless after reading it… which is a big deal for me. It frankly made me ashamed to be an American. On behalf of us all, I apologize. (On the bright side, maybe I could pass for a Canadian!) NZ is amazing, as are all of the people I’ve met thus far. Cheers guys!

  17. Unimportantmynameis says:

    Yea.. having lived in America I have to say this kinda thing isnt all that uncommon, but theres definately (i hope) millions of Americans who would be ashamed of what this moron has said. At the same time there are sadly just as many who would agree with him…
    That said, there’s a few New Zealanders who have said things just as ignorant as this guy in the past…

    Im just glad this guy didnt unleash the ultimate fury of ‘CAPS LOCK’ i think that would have caused an international crisis…