It is a fact that gays and those still in their wardrobes are dirty and filthy. Many are increasingly opting for rubber-free sodomy, why? I myself have been asked to sodomise two males recently – without prophylactic security. I do not mind sodomy but I get soft WITHOUT rubber – I need the rubber to get turned on. Do already established gays and secret gays want to get AIDS? Please advice sought – this common habit seems so bizarre. I notice the normal male desires sodomy as well. What’s up with that?

Don’t trust the government. Any government – a vote is just a bribe by a future dictator. Start thinking and empowering your selves.

Don’t trust so-called life scientists who say GM is safe, when they acknowledge that they don’t know what it will do to the environment or to the food chain. Buy organic food instead.

Nuclear reactors are not safe. If you numb nuts don’t buy the political reasons, try a moral one. Ask the indigenous people of anywhere where uranium is mined, or where their government dumps nuclear waste, whether they like nuclear power. Why do we need more power stations anyway? Young and naive sheep, tell your future corporate masters to consume less energy. Nuclear freedom is for everyone, not just the crazy hippies.

Fuck marmite and any New Zealand made good. You little sheep happily consume any good or service that capitalism provides for you, irrespective of the exploitation that goes into producing it, the effects on the environment and whether it is good for you or not. Vegemite tastes better anyway.

Jackson, do you want to buy a ‘K’, as you only have two of them in your proposed knitting club?

Just don’t let Graeme Burton get a hold of it…