March 2, 2009

Welcome back fellow gamers. Yes, the team is back for 2009, with myself (Ryback) and the rest of the crew (and a few awesome new additions!) readying ourselves for another year of critical and deep analysis of the year’s upcoming games and related news. Our first game this year is the highly anticipated Gears of […]

October 3, 2008

I decided to finish this year’s game reviews section with a major rager of an article. In response to the seriousness of the last couple of weeks, I’ve decided to write an article which is serious yet contemplative, modern yet contemporary, amusing yet steeped in mythology. If you are expecting an extension of the WoW […]

September 22, 2008

Released in 2003 and banned all across Australasia, this game inevitable rekindled the age of old debate of video game violence. It’s graphic killings, snuff film plot, and horror themes were feared incite teenage kids going out and suffocating people with shopping bags. So naturally, everyone downloaded it and played it. And fuck it was […]

September 22, 2008

The point of this game is excessive, bed wetting carnage. It has no plot, and all your really required to do is run around in first person, shooting things – and amusing yourself by commiting acts of terror and vandalism. The problem is, it’s not very amusing at all. Im sorry, but there isn’t really […]

September 22, 2008

Computers are wonderful things. They entertain you via videos on YouTube, educate you through Wikipedia (though never ‘officially’), allow you to keep in touch with friends on Facebook (or Bebo, MySpace, or one of the other thousands of social networking sites), they spellcheck your work and give grammar advice, and mean everyone can understand your […]

September 22, 2008

The game that everyone avoids like the plague, but then extols the virtues of once they’ve sat down and played for a few hours. Its gaming crack. And it needs to be stopped. Before you know it you will loose friends, loved ones, workmates, employers or national economies to this insidious version of online crack […]

September 15, 2008

Although it’s expected these days, Army of Two was designed for co-op play. You play as two best buddies, Rios and Salem, who are private contractors hired by the American military to exterminate power hungry military corporations. These two mercenaries are so hard that they can stomach a friendly fist pound after slaughtering hundreds of […]

September 8, 2008

Game: World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Beta (Wotlk) Genre: MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game – or in WoW’s case – a second job.) Platform: Windows, Mac OS X Publisher: Blizzard (A Reader sent this review in, handwritten, over four pages. I had to print it. I understand that it won’t […]

September 1, 2008

Guitar Hero is a recognised brand globally, although it was really Konami that invented the music/rhythm genre with GuitarFreaks. Yet Guitar Hero, by porting to the console from the arcade, really capitalised the genre and brought it mainstream. This time around Harmonix have moved on to bigger and better things with Rockband, (still not released […]