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Games

August 17, 2009

“You have the sex appeal of a shar‑pei. I look that much like your fiancee?” It’s back, baby. Monkey Island. Fuck yeah, I’ve been waiting ages for this. This year Telltale Games announced they would be continuing the legendary, the epic, the humorous, the frightening the motherfucking engrossing, swashbuckling, lavishly adventurous, Monkey Island series. Better […]

August 10, 2009

So I know it’s been a while since the last game review and I apologise to all our fans out there for the incompetence’s of my fellow gamers Shinigami and Hans moleman, as they were pwned by essays and lab experiments due to a lack of 1337 time management skillz. Fortunately I’m not such a […]

August 10, 2009

There is a widely accepted rule in gaming circles, that if you download a game, and like it, you should buy it. Let’s just say, I haven’t bought a lot of games recently. To like a game one must enjoy it. To enjoy a game it must be fun. It doesn’t take a degree in […]

July 13, 2009

With winter in full swing, long gone are the days when socialising outdoors was appropriate. But fortunately for us kids of the 21st century we have such indoor social devices like the Wii to distract us from awkward conversations about the local sports team with the boozy uncle at the 21st you were never invited […]

June 2, 2009

This is little pop culture nugget capitalises on the current popularity of the walking dead and is chock full of rapid click action. If you know Bejewelled, then you may have heard of PopCap, they’re the devils behind its creation and Plants vs. Zombies. They’re coming to specialise in smart game design that reduces the […]

June 2, 2009

Diane Spencer is a lady. I verified this in the way that you usually do—through asking and being given a baffled look of incomprehension. On stage she was a little British hornet of darkness packed into a tight redheadedness that complemented her lovely grey jeans, recently acquired in a Wellingtonian store. If you’ve ever read […]

May 25, 2009

br00tal alien slaughter fest I have somewhat of a love-hate relationship with survival-horror games. The idea of being immersed in a world where I’m some badass skux deluxe in a creepy fucked up world fucking up some horrifically mutated human alien creatures and be the heroic sounds like a killer good time. Well, sure beats […]

May 11, 2009

Demigod, the new RTS sensation; billed as the mega-hyped, action-packed, fast-paced, intensity-filled smorgasbord of action left me… a little unsatisfied. This new offering from Gas Powered Games (the geniuses behind the Dungeon Siege series, and the fucking amazing Supreme Commander series) is a mere shadow of the production house’s former glory. Well, to be fair, […]

May 4, 2009

Killzone 2, probably the most hyped up PS3 game in a long time. Being the neglected PS3 fanboy that I am, I bought into the hype, watching all the previews and beta test videos on YouTube. Needless to say my expectations were high, possibly even inflated. So after a long week at uni, in amongst […]

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