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Conspiracy Corner

October 5, 2014

If you are reading this, it means they found me. The black helicopters are circling, the sensory-deprivation chamber is being prepped, and soon, I will face reprogramming, courtesy of the newly elected government (you had ONE job, citizenry!).

September 28, 2014

May it please the court, the case of Conspiracy vs. Reality. For the defence, Incognito Montoya, who argues that justice is a fiction. Present your evidence in whatever order you will.

September 21, 2014

I thought I’d use this week’s theme to take a shot at what some believe is the fastest way to deal out justice – the gun. To Americans, easily the most targetable people in rhetoric and practice, ownership of a gun is a right second only to free speech.

September 14, 2014

Being a cosmopolitan, I’ve kept tabs on just about every election around the world in the past few decades, and I see that the dial falls on New Zealand to once again pick a new reptilian overlord in disguise.

September 7, 2014

Ah, free speech. My two favourite words in the English language. Weeks of radio silence and I once more get to drop truth bombs.

August 10, 2014

In case you missed the quickly removed posters, “Reclaim the Hub” is/was the grassroots campaign to re-establish the Hub as a student centre in protest against its encroaching commercialisation.

August 3, 2014

Writing anything on feminism these days is a bit like discussing the Israel–Palestine conflict. Every discussion on the issue is hazardous, any stance you take is going to make you an enemy, and at some point you’re going to get called a pig.

July 20, 2014

I heard about the anomaly that was Germany scoring 7 goals against Brazil, and decided to fly to Rio to investigate if there was a conspiracy afoot. As I couldn’t afford to put up in a hotel, I’ve ended up slumming (literally) in the Brazilian favelas with a colleague known only as “El Conspirador”.

July 13, 2014

Greetings, true believers! During your holiday break I’ve been on the run from various authorities, so I’ve been sending these columns from various hideaways around the globe.