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March 19, 2012

Already it’s clear that this Kony shit ain’t as simple as the watch and share video made out. So who made it and what are their intentions?

March 19, 2012

He is a cackling psychopath who is hell-bent on dispensing misery and consumed with delusions of grandeur.

March 19, 2012

“I’ma ruin you cunt” is a line from 212 by Azealia Banks, and is perhaps my favorite lyric from the past year or so.

March 19, 2012

In 2007, the group known as the ‘Tuhoe Four’, were arrested and accused of terrorism. Now, they are still on trial for militant antics. But were they, as so many seem to believe, acting with evil intent? They are part of a grass-roots movement for an independent Te Urewera region. Faced with the question, what […]

March 19, 2012

Some people like summer days that taste like ice-cream, whilst others like swirling around wearing red heels in over-packed clubs—but not me. I like torturing myself for a week trying to be as non-evil as possible according to the four major religions: Christianity, Islam, Hinduism and Buddhism—and then writing about it. This is what happened:* […]

March 19, 2012

Being a tosspot is akin to a drunkard pissing on a cop car. It’s going to happen at one point or another. It just takes a little while for people to notice if it’s going on, often with hilarious results. Everyone is a twat at some point another, be they nuns or nannies, lobbyists or […]

March 15, 2012

Lectures are the standard by which misery and boredom are measured.

March 12, 2012

On 14 November 2011, the University approached VUWSA with a proposed contract for Orientation 2012. It would be another three months before it was signed and O Week could finally be organised.

March 12, 2012

Salient chats to your Vice Chancellor. He fails to serve tea. He was the smiling face on the inside cover of your prospectus when you first decided to go to university, and his signature will adorn the bottom of your degree when you finally graduate. But despite Pat Walsh’s presence at these land-mark points in […]