Stars of the VUWSA election

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1. Nicholas O’Kane
2. William Wu
3. Graeme Edgeler
4. Angry Tui head
5. The Terminator (Returning Officer) Andrea Reeves

Future jobs for RO

1. Dominatrix
2. Syrian envoy to UN
3. Unemployed
4. President of Law Commission
5. VUWSA Returning Officer

Things better than Salient

1. Toilet paper
2. Critic
3. David Farrar
4. Dom Post
5. Cereal

Reasons why the A-Team won

1. Conservative media bias
2. Lukas’ grandmother
3. $25
4. Seriously – their opponents were licking urine
5. Good looks and personality

Reasons why the A-Team lost

1. Lukas Schroeter
2. Liberal media bias
3. Cos their WRO candidate drinks vanilla lattes
4. People hate right wingers
5. All the faces on their posters

Ways to invade the US Embassy

1. Air vent
2. Beamin’ – Startrek had the right idea
3. Through the front gate
4. Canadian motorcade
5. With a bomb strapped to your chest

Ways to piss off Tush

1. Racial slurs
2. Joel Cosgrove
3. Do pretty much anything
4. Mix paper with plastic
5. Write a top 5 about him

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