Things Markers Really Want to Put on Your Essay

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  1. Perhaps you should have let your dog eat it.
  2. I get paid $15 an hour to read this?
  3. A for effort. D for literacy.
  4. This is either a groundbreaking new social theory or complete bollocks. I’m guessing the latter.
  5. Do you think you can have too many rhetorical questions?

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