Sexual milestones:

1. Losing your virginity
2. Losing someone else’s virginity
3. Sleeping with two different people in a day
4. Having a ‘lost weekend’ and doing enough to fill a Top Fifty list
5. Lying about all of the above to your children

Blatant rip-offs of the bucket fountain:

1. Hyde Park’s Diana Fountain
2. Vancouver’s Gastown steam clock
3. Belgium’s Manneken Pis
4. Versailles’ Fountain of Apollo
5. Niagara Falls

First Year Pick Up Lines:

1. Do you have a myspace?
2. Do you prefer BK or MC’D’s?
3. My Mum’s got these earings…
4. Are you from my 100 level history class?
5. So…bone?

Tawa Pastimes:

1. Worship
2. Hanging out at Dressmart
3. Taking the kids to Chipmunks
4. Waiting for Avon
5. Waiting for the Mormons

University Role Models:

1. Rory from Gilmore Girls
2. Bill Gates (dropped out of Harvard)
3. Albert Einstein (never went to university)
4. Brandon from Beverly Hills 90210
5. Chris LaMonica