Ways to make the game of football worth watching

Posted by Salient & filed under Columns.

  1. Ninety minutes of penalty kicks.
  2. Advert breaks.
  3. Betting the house and children on an England victory.
  4. Player from losing team sacrificed to other nation’s gods.
  5. Half-time gladiatial combat between opposing hooligans.

3 Responses to “Ways to make the game of football worth watching”

  1. Cherry Bob

    What a load of crap what the hell are you doing? ninety minutes of penalties will be crap i hope you are taking the piss, if not then go for one! you ugly little muppet!