1) They don’t have hands to wield samurai swords and/or guns
2) The song ‘Teddy Beat’s Picnic’ takes on a whole new meaning
3) Bears > Millie Holmes
4) Bears hold no grudges against undercover cops
5) Epic woodland battles would ensue
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