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August 17, 2009 | by  | in Opinion |
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Dude, what’s with ice cream?

Ice cream makes my mouth feel funny. It does this because it’s really cold. Some people with sensitive teeth find that ice cream is too cold, and that is sad for them, because ice cream tastes pretty good. This is cross-cultural, for some reason! That everyone likes ice cream, I mean. Which is weird, because, you know, refrigeration isn’t.

Also, it comes in lots of awesome flavours. I like jelly tip the best (which also isn’t cross cultural), but there are lots of others to choose from! Most people probaby like chocolate or vanilla the best, which is fair enough I suppose. But there are some flavours of ice cream which can best be described as K-RAY-Z. The best example: chilli ice cream! It’s cold but it’s hot. wtf.

Also there are special kinds of non-dairy ice cream which is kind of hilarious because it makes the name even sillier. And the French word glacé means ice and ice cream, which is confusing. But the French are confusing themselves, so it kind of fits.

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