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Production night bites

Wow. 18 issues down. Six—including this one—to go.

19:09

Mood: Flamboyantly ambivalent (it is Gaylient next week)
Music: None. It stopped. Put some more on Rory… oh there it goes. It’s that time. Cue Lonely Island.
Completion level: 60% (quite good for this time of night)
Peeve of the moment: Wu sitting in the corner not serenading me, bitch.

20:03

Mood: Transfixed on subbing—high on red ink
Music: Sex with Bowie
Completion level: 61% (Stalled. Fucking subbing).
Peeve of the moment: Stomach ache from too much coke.

20:24… Now with pictures

Mood: Av
Music: Sex With Bowie
Completion level: 62%
Peeve of the moment: Only minimal amounts of Red Bull left.

Cunts in an office

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Nina and Mikey doing work having a cry.

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Red Bull: it gives us wings.

20:50

Mood: Flat. Flat white. Red Bull. Vooooon
Music: Dr Dre—The Chronic 2001
Completion level: 69% [Explict images here. Takes a while to load because of large file size]
Peeve of the moment: Not too peeved at anything much right now.

21:31

Mood: We’re fuckin’ chuggaluggin’
Music: Arrested Development… it’s not quite music.
Completion level: 70%
Peeve of the moment: Arrested Development. It is a boon and a curse.

22:07

Mood: Starting to not give a fuck
Music: Arrested Development—Love George Michael
Completion level: 71%
Peeve of the moment: Subbing takes too long

22:42

MJO checking in.

Mood: Wondering if there will ever be a boy born who can out-swim a shark.
Music: Myykillll Bluth.
Completion level: I’ve long since abandoned interest in this magazine. Go Issue 47.
Peeve of the moment: “AWW C’MON.”

There’s an awful lot of love going on here at the moment. JJW is subbing and has a question for Mikey “Milhouse” Langdon. Oh, no, he doesn’t. Well.

23:05

MJO again.

Mood: /|\ check it out, it’s a fucking tent
Music: Guitar tuning in Drop D by R. Harnden, musician, designer.
Completion: 84.34%
Pet Peeve: “Aww… double spacing.” “I can see what you mean by that thing, Mikey.” “My life is a never-ending barrage of misery piled upon misery. When will God take something off the pile and let me lie?!”

(Only two of those quotes were true.)

23:49

JJW back from the wilderness.

Mood: Like I’m on a Robotussin trip.
Music: mc chris—Life’s a bitch and I’m her pimp “My backpack’s got jets / I’m Boba the Fett”
Completion: -483% Mikey ‘Milhouse’ Langdon accidentally deleted EVERYTHING.
Pet Peeve: Ellipses… use them sparingly please, or MJO will wastify yo’ face.

00:22

Mood: It started hailing!
Music: mc chris—mc chris is dead “I need ON* to find the clit”
Completion: 90% The last 10% is the hardest
Pet peeve: I didn’t bring a fucking jacket BLARGH BLACK ZOMBIE VOMIT ALL OVER YOU.
Watch for more updates as the night goes along

02:12

Mood: AMPING
Music:

Completion: 99.5%
Pet Peeve: “Jekyll Jekyll Hide Jekyll Hide Hide Jekyll”

02:37

Mood: 17
Music: NONE. We turned it off
Completion: 100—uploaded
Pet Peeve: Needing to urinate when you’re half way home

Night ALL! Look out for Gaylient on Monday

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  1. bananarama says:

    worst ever. nudity needed

  2. Wu says:

    Wu no bitch.

  3. Jackson Wood says:

    Nudity comes later.

  4. Mikey says:

    Subbing done: 6.25%

  5. Guy Armstrong says:

    I’m at teh library. Hello Gaylient, u and eye r 1

  6. bananarama says:

    snore

  7. Guy Armstrong says:

    I thought coke gave you a nose ache

  8. Hank Scorpio says:

    l’acteur

  9. Jackson Wood says:

    Some of us don’t have exciting jobs like you, bananarama.

    Guy: I’ve been practising for my next career as a drug mule. The condom must’ve burst…

  10. Hank Scorpio says:

    prob a good thing you never hire ppl like bananarama jjw he’d be so bored snoozing on the job 24/7

  11. Guy Armstrong says:

    JJW: That’s brutal. Hope it was a flavoured conny.

    Bananarama: BOO!

  12. Phoenix says:

    Jekyll Jekyll Hide … What the fuck is Arthur anyway??

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