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Things Your Grandmother Should Have Taught You

Cheesy supermarket bread:

Best hangover food. But also stale/mushy/generally unsatisfying after a few bites. Brush with a little bit of oil and put in the oven for 15 mins. Crunchy and greasy!

Eyeliner 4 pros:

You can scrimp on technique if you go smokey eye. Just smudge the eyeliner up with your finger and add some dark eyeshadow. But don’t scrimp on quality: cheap eyeliner kills (your eyes).

Eat this:

Peel eggplant, chop it up with onion and garlic. Stir-fry with a little bit of oil and black pepper. Serve with brown rice and a dollop of sweet chili sauce.

Drink this:

Whisky and cranberry juice. Vodka and elderflower cordial.

Fun! Craft ideas:

– Paint stripes on a sponge, use it to make art.

– Make needlepoint cushions with pictures of bunnies.

– Sew owls on everything you own.

– Make origami flowers and give them to your friends.

– Don’t do crafts.

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