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August 4, 2008

You can call me a lot of things but dishonest is not one of them… Ok fuck, it is, but you know who’s worse than me? That Katy Perry bitch. Who does she think she is? “I kissed a girl, and I liked it…” Well so have I.

August 4, 2008

As I walk into my bathroom with two other men I momentarily reconsider what I am about to engage in, is this right, is this moral, what would my parents think. But I am relieved when the young man next to me takes his shirt off and says “Lets get high”, and we did. Very, […]

July 7, 2008

Here is my recollection of how I became the second person to be banned from the Salient office, and why I write this from a cell in Rimutaka men’s prison. All names were added by the sub editors as I haven’t cared enough to learn most of these people’s names.

May 26, 2008

Dear Marxist, Enviro-fascists, Anarchists and all others who are destroying our nation, why do you hate our freedom? Why do you hate the New Zealand family? Why do you all have stupid beards? (feminist included).

May 12, 2008

Law: Law’s pretension has the obvious benefit of keeping out the riff raff. It maintains class structures and keeps us darkies in our place. Clothing: See below

May 5, 2008

This is an edited/sexed up version of an actual event. A large Wellington College graduate walked past me outside of bar. “emo” he said “oh mind your bleeding own you two bit cunt” I responded “What did you say, I‘ll fuck you up ow” clearly my quoting The Libertines was lost on him “you‘re all […]

April 28, 2008

“All relationships will end in at least one of four ways: Slowly fading away without reason, climax, or fanfare A painful farewell Both parties hating each other Death. So make sure the rise is worth the inevitable fall!”

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