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October 11, 2010

This is my last column of the year slash ever. BOO HOO!!!! Love you all lots and fanks for reading! Kisses 4evah! Candy Hi Candy, So there’s this girl I’m trying to impress, she’s coming over to dinner Friday with her friend 3rd Wheel (3rd Wheel invited them over), and maybe some other people. Anyway, […]

October 4, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dear Candy, I have a professional crush. I had never met him until recently, when I discovered he is also really lovely and completely swoonworthy. He lives really far away […]

September 27, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dear CB How do I tell Sam I love her. She is on Youtube. She lives in New York. My friends tell me that she is not real, she is […]

September 20, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Hai Candy So i’m having mild geographical problemos. i live in a different part of this fine country to my sweetheart, who doesn’t actually know that she is my sweetheart […]

September 13, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Hi Candy Badger, There is a boy who works at a cafe on campus. I think they are really attractive. I go there almost every day, but I don’t know […]

September 6, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Hey Candy, I am an international student from America (fuck yeah!) and I have been trying to figure out exactly what I should scream whilst bungee jumping (to commemorate me […]

August 9, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dear Candy, I like to start fights with people on the internet, mostly by mocking the shit out of their terrible, terrible grammar. Recently no one seems to be biting back. […]

August 2, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dear Candy Badger, I met this guy in Maya, he bought me a jagerbomb so I agreed to go back to his villa. I woke up the next day to […]

July 19, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dear Candy Badger, I think I am turning Japanese. I really think so. Yours ablactatingly, JONO BONEZ Dear Jono, Being Japanese is okay. I mean, I’ve never actually been Japanese […]

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