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AuthorDamien, the Spitter of Corpses

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May 11, 2009

Josh Cosgrove is a killer. After graffiti-ing the VUWARSE van with his pro-phallic slogans, he has obliterated all life on Earth with swine flu and ineffectual political activism. President Tamsin Freemantle, led by the pro-war defiance of Fiona Eng, has cast a level twelve fireball at Josh, scorching his pubic thatch with a ban. A […]

March 2, 2009

Agreeing to do Iron the Exec, which I originally thought was a drinking game, is something that happened because I was hideously drunk, and Jackson (Editor) is there going “Hey Guy, you should do Eye on the Exec,” and Michael (news mole) is there going “Yeah, get him to do it,” and Sarita and Tristan […]

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