Rangitāne
Tini whetū ki te rangi, ko Rangitāne ki te whenua. Thats all.
Ngāpuhi
You’re like the Dothraki, there’s a bagillion of yous and you’re highkey scary lol.
Ngāti Porou
You cannot deny that Paikea is THE ULTIMATE BANGA.
Ngāti Kahungunu
Kahungunu had 8 wives, maybe that’s why they play up.
Ngāti Toa
I was taught if I don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it.
Kāi Tahu
If you steal another whale, I’ll call 911.
Waikato
What a flex being able to host 10,000 people. People only go there for your one-year immersion course.
Taranaki
Aroz to you all because every person that I have met that hails Taranaki is actually really nice.
Te Arawa
There’s something in the air in Rotorua (besides sulphur), because how can you lift, backflip and knee drop in one item? It’s not the Olympics.
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